theanti90smovement:

RAW footage of Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address 

theanti90smovement:

RAW footage of Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address 

moshbrotatoes:

youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

reminds me of the purge mask

moshbrotatoes:

youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

reminds me of the purge mask

via manda · originally by oujia
via foodnun-deactivated20140601 · originally by lolweed

spiritgun:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

buzzfeed:

Everyone on this site is so crazy. 

That animal thoughts one had me dying because like could you imagine a sheeo thinking in sheep sounds. Bahh bah bah bah? Bah bah bahhhhh bah bah*Man where the hoes at? I’m tyna get my dickkkkk wet son*

‘YOOOOOOO”

via lovethyhippie · originally by BuzzFeed

boychic:

living-la-vie-boheme:

art-poop2013:

How much were the cameramen paid

One bra-full of macaroni and cheese

how many of those ugly ass dresses did nick have to order

via hardollarsign · originally by ruinedchildhood

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

via hardollarsign · originally by buginateacup

cooljobsdotwand:

*Chokes on a d

elicious slice of pie*

via theblackship · originally by cooljobsdotwand

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

I MEANT TO SEND MY TEACHER MY PRESENTATION BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS PICTURE OF ME SNEEZING IN MY FIFTH GRADE YEAR BOOK I’M GONNA DIE

image

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE ASKED ME IF I WAS OKAY IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

via theblackship · originally by potatoandotherwise
spiritgun:

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

so fresh n so clean clean

spiritgun:

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

so fresh n so clean clean

via lovethyhippie · originally by onlylolgifs.net

chickensandwich:

snorlaxatives:

i wonder what birds talk about when they sit on telephone wires together

“hey denise, shit on this woman when she walks by lmao”

via theblackship · originally by snorlaxatives

dorkybeans:

stridersknowbest:

how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them

thanks

via theblackship · originally by fleurbot

dampsandwich:

swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone

via hardollarsign · originally by dampsandwich

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

via christianmingle · originally by tseted

lovethyhippie:

267349:

alxparkour:

bougiemumbojumbo:

justpeachyxo:

How is this not abuse

I hate this i hate this wow this is so strange i hate this

This is mad disconcerting.

I’m pretty sure that this is abuse

The last one is the worst one

via lovethyhippie · originally by tastefullyoffensive
via manda · originally by aquaticrecords